Welcome to Awkward City, Population 1. It looks nothin’ like the old blog — this one’s all new — but it’ll soon be bright and shiny. Until then, please enjoy…I don’t know, staring at this photo and counting how many things I own yet never wear because I hate trying? If that doesn’t sound like a good time, here’s a funny vintage Disneyland video , and if that’s not your bag, dive into the most hilarious news blooper I’ve ever seen in my human adult life.

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